Visitor thoughts:

• Eve: "Either way, we're fucked!"

• Adam: "Where the hell is Steve?"

• Forget the fruit eat this

• I know my dick is small, but look! I have toys!

• "Wait, wait, wait, I'm just talking about apples. You guys are on a whole 'nother level of sin!"

• "I don't care what the salesman says, I want the big purple one!"

• If the Garden of Eden was perfect before The Fall, why doesn't Eve have bigger jugs and a flat stomach?